Duke 60, Maryland 72: Make it four straight losses for the Blue Devils. Who’s squirming now, Coach K? And as fun as this epic fall has been to watch, it won’t mean anything if this annoying team sneaks into the tournament, and annoyingly goes on a Duke-like Final Four run.

UCONN 52, Georgia Tech 65: It was one of the sloppiest games I’ve ever seen, but a win’s a win. And GT won. We’re 16-8 now, and really, really, really need to win at FSU and at Duke. Then beat UNC at home. It sounds daunting, sure, but it’s possible. Right? Right!?