If you don’t get the title, then you haven’t watched enough Seinfeld, and desperately need to (I’ll still say it: Best. Show. Ever.)

Anyway….

Geno Hayes, who spent his college career at FSU — where we’ll never be able to tell you how many victories he was a part of since some of them may be taken away — was stabbed by his girlfriend over the weekend. Once with a pair of scissors. Then with a knife. In the neck. Clearly a bad breaker-upper.

The incident began with an argument Saturday, and Bagley grabbed a pair of scissors, stabbing Hayes and causing a superficial wound to Hayes’ head, Carter said. Hayes got the scissors away from Bagley. Then Bagley “grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the neck,” Carter said.

The good news is he’s alive. The bad news is his girlfriend’s a crazy bitch, and a break up like this can be hard to repair.

Deputies Say Bucs’ Hayes Stabbed By Girlfriend [TBO]
[The Big Lead]