And not in a good way. Like, by a girl. By the cops. Even if they did do everything in their power to let him off and look the other way.

Mallett, according to the report, was given an opportunity to call for a ride home, but struggled to do so. He was unable to reach anyone and “appeared to lose focus on making phone calls to get a ride and would begin staring off into the distance.”

Good to know the police of Arkansas will let someone who’s so incoherent he can’t even call a friend, call a friend. Bobby Petrino was interviewing for other jobs, and couldn’t be reached for comment.

[The Big Lead]