My guess is you didn’t watch any baseball last night, because you were probably too busy watching Memphis choke it away (sorry, but I’m going to keep stabbing at Memphis; what a choke job). Here’s some of the score’s from last night’s games.

Atlanta Braves 1, Colorado Rockies 2: The Braves Memphised one away after Glavine pitched a gem, going six innings, giving up three hits and zero runs. Blaine Boyer gave up a two-run shot to Matt Holliday, icing the game for the Rockies, giving them only their second win of the season.

Florida Marlins 10, Washington Nationals 7: Oddly, the Mets aren’t in first place. The Phillies aren’t in first place. The Braves aren’t in first place. The Marlins are in first place. It’s hard to believe given their total lack of talent, but it’s true. Hanley Ramirez was 3/5 with three RBI’s, and is now hitting a whopping .440 on the year. Andrew Miller gave up six runs in three innings for the Marlins, but thankfully Tim Redding gave up seven runs in four innings.

Tampa Bay Devil Rays 1, New York Yankees 6: Derek Jeter got hurt and left the game, but the Yanks had no problem teeing off on the D-Rays. Mike Mussina got the win for the Yanks, and with the W tied Bob Gibson on the all-time wins list. Bobby Abreu was 3-3 with a two-run jack.