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Roger Clemens hasn’t yet admitted to doing steroids, but maybe his recent apology for the adultery that’s been going on for the past 20 years is a start.

“I know that many people want to know what I have to say about the recent articles in the media,” Clemens said in the statement. “Even though these articles contain many false accusations and mistakes, I need to say that I have made mistakes in my personal life for which I am sorry. I have apologized to my family and apologize to my fans. Like everyone, I have flaws. I have sometimes made choices which have not been right.”

On top of the list of those wrong choices is signing with the Yankees and being friends with Jose Canseco.