Ozzie Guillen is one of those guys that it doesn’t take much to make angry. Anytime something wrong happens, you kind of have to sit back like a scared puppy waiting for the barrage of verbal insults and occasional swat from the newspaper.

Guillen was recently asked about a minor leaguer’s performance, and what his chances were of cracking the White Sox’s roster was this year. Then Volcano Ozzie erupted.

“Right now everyone in Chicago is making lineups — ‘Call up this guy, call up that guy.’ … If we had 50 people allowed on the roster, we could do that. That’s what ticks me off about Chicago fans and Chicago media: They forget pretty quickly. A couple of days ago we were the [bleeping] best [stuff] in town. Now we’re [bleep],” Guillen said to the aforementioned Chicago media before the game.

“We won it a couple years ago, and we’re horse[bleep],” Guillen said, according to the Chicago Tribune. “The Cubs haven’t won in [100] years, and they’re the [bleeping] best. [Bleep] it, we’re good. [Bleep] everybody. We’re horse[bleep], and we’re going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win.

“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”

Ozzie, don’t get too hung up on this. You’re right, the Cubs haven’t won in 100 years. And I don’t know if I’d refer to the White Sox as horseshit. Underachieving-Mariotti-Haters, maybe. But horseshit? Now you’re just being ridiculous.