This is a video of last night’s Wizards/Pacers no-playoffs-for-you-Indiana game, and there was a rather scary moment for one Antawn Jamison’s boys. He takes one right in the balls, and there’s that always-awkward moment where the commentators are trying to figure out how to best put it. “It looked like he maybe got hit in the groin or in the stomach. . . oh, he took it where it hurts.”

So fifth grade. He took a shot in the balls. His stomach now hurts like shit. Just say it.