When you’re an NFL player, what do you eat? Steak? Crab? Lobster? Expensive shit that doesn’t even taste good, but you order it because you can?

It’s possible, but not if you’re Brandon Marshall, who prefers a basic menu from McDonald’s.

In what I imagine will be investigated, Marshall cut up his arm after falling because he slipped on a McDonald’s bag.

Marshall, who had a 102 receptions in his second season with the Broncos last year, said his arm went through a TV entertainment center as he tried to brace his fall after slipping on the bag at the Westgate Lakes Resort. Along with the cast, Marshall also received stitches in his arm, but he did not know how many, according to the Internet report.

Tough to imagine this is actually what happened. Athletes love to get in motorcyle or accidents involving a jet ski, and then cover it up with something else. Only most times, they cover it up with something more believable than this. Most of the time.