A couple of years ago, if Ocho-Cinco wanted to be traded, there would’ve been teams lining up. After a year of listening to him make TO look like a Saint, teams aren’t so anxious to sign.

The annoyingly obnoxious Chad Johnson says he wants to be traded, and he expects it to happen before the NFL Draft.

What spurred Johnson’s immediate reaction was a statement made by quarterback Carson Palmer that indicated Johnson had told Palmer he would be at the team’s mandatory minicamp in mid-June. Johnson said that wasn’t true.

“I want to make this very clear,” Johnson said Wednesday. “I don’t know where he got that. I made no assertion to Carson that I would do that. Nothing has changed from what I’ve been saying for three months that I don’t want to play for the Bengals.”

This will end in one of two ways: He’ll a.) go to the Patriots and be an absolute rock star or b.) go the Raiders and be an absolute mess. Can you imagine D-Hall and Chad having to practice against each other each day? It would be a Who-Can-Give-Themselves-The-Best-Compliment Contest.