Last week I had three Locks of the Week, and all three, if you’ll look, hit. This week I don’t see that good of action. Here’s how I’m doing.

Last Week: 7-8
On the Season:76-79
Locks of the Week: 9-3

This week’s games:

Cincinnati Bengals @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-11.5): They’re not gonna have Chad Ocho Cinco. They don’t have Carson Palmer. The tie against Philly was nice. This one won’t need overtime. Steelers romp.

Houston Texans (+3) @ Cleveland Browns: Brady Quinn used to really struggle in college when he faced a pass rush. Guess what: Mario Williams gives you that pass rush.

Buffalo Bills (-3) @ KC Chiefs: Beginning of the year, this would be a lock. Now it’s a game I wouldn’t touch. For all intents and purposes, I’ll give you my winner: Buffalo.

New York Jets (+5) @ Tennessee Titans: Every time I bet the Jets, they burn me. When I bet against them — see: last week — they burn me. I don’t think they’ll end the winning streak. But I do think they’ll cover. Take the Jets.

SF 49′ers (+10) @ Dallas Cowboys: The Niners are actually looking like a professional football team again. Tony Romo’s pinky doesn’t have him playing too impressively. One week after jumping on the Dallas bandwagon and claiming them a lock, I’m jumping off. Niners don’t win, but they cover the double digits.

Tampa Bay Bucs (-7.5) @ Detroit Lions: The Lions covered last week, just barely. Now they’re playing a team that has a nasty defense, which should turn Daunte Culpepper into the guy we all saw retire.

Philadelphia Eagles (+1) @ Baltimore Ravens: If the Eagles don’t win this one, go ahead and count them as done. A rule of thumb: Bet on the team that’s more desperate.

Chicago Bears (-7.5) @ St. Louis Rams: I’m not calling this a lock, but anyone that bets on St. Louis the rest of the season is a complete idiot. Bet against them and lose before you bet on them and lose. You’ll probably have more favorable outcomes.

Minnesota Vikings (+2.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars: The Jags just aren’t that good. And the Williams brothers will play at least another week.

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos (-9): The Broncos beat the Raiders in Oakland really, really badly at the beginning of the season. Denver isn’t a juggernaught, but you don’t need to be against this team. Watch Oakland’s awful offense make Denver’s awful defense look awful great.

Washington Redskins @ Seattle Seahawks (+4): Jim Zorn, get ready to hear some criticism.

Indianapolis Colts @ San Diego Chargers (-2.5): The Chargers just have a way of giving Peyton fits. I’ve lost too many times betting the Colts in this game. I’m going the other way on this one.

Green Bay Packers @ New Orleans Saints (-2.5): Don’t bet against the Saints at home. They’ll burn you every time.

Locks of the Week:

Carolina Panthers @ Atlanta Falcons (-1): I know, I know. Falcons are young, blew one they should’ve won, yadda-yadda-yadda. I watch both of these teams ALL the time. Trust me: Falcons cover, win 31-17.

New York Giants (-3) @ Arizona Cardinals: If Brandon Jacobs doesn’t play, I’m worried. If he does, bet a grand on this.

New England Patriots (PICK ‘EM) @ Miami Dolphins: That first game was an abberation. This game you’ll see the complete opposite. Matt Cassel, Pats lock it up.