Here’s how the teams are doing against the spread after this week (minus the Eagles/Cowboys game). Notable teams to bet on are the Giants, Bills, Titans and Cardinals. Notable teams to stay the hell away from are the Chargers, Jaguars, Dolphins, Rams and the Lions (and even if you don’t bet, you probably knew that last one — my God, play some defense).

Anyway, the rest are obviously 1-1, but for proof, I’ve written it out for you.

New York Giants: 2-0
Washington Redskins: 1-1
Indianapolis: 1-1
Chicago: 1-0-1
Arizona: 2-0
SF: 1-1
Carolina: 1-0-1
SD: 0-2
Dallas: 1-0
Cleveland: 1-1
Jacksonville: 0-2
Tennessee: 2-0
Tampa Bay: 1-1
New Orleans: 1-1
Kansas City: 1-1
New England: 1-1
NYJ: 1-1
Miami: 0-2
Seattle: 0-2
Buffalo: 2-0
Detroit: 0-2
Atlanta: 1-1
Cincinnati: 0-2
Baltimore: 1-0
Houston: 0-1
Pittsburgh: 1-1
St. Louis: 0-2
Philadelphia: 1-0