New Orleans Saints wide receiver Biren Ealy and tight end Kolomona Kapanui were charged with obscenity, disturbing the peace, and lewd contact on Sunday for being drunk, pissing in public, and exposing themselves. Which isn’t a real big deal. One, when you’re drunk, you gotta piss somewhere. Two, who doesn’t piss outside in Louisiana? Haven’t you seen those videos after Katrina hit?

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