I’m probably long overdue on this, but I don’t pay too much attention to the guys at ESPN and whether or not they’re fired. But I do frequent Pro Football Talk a lot, and their post of Salisbury’s firing has been brought to my attention.

There was a report way back when that Salisbury was showing coworkers pictures of his penis on his phone, a thought we’re all terrified of, which makes me wonder how he’s made it this far in the first place. Salisbury is a bit bitter about the move by ESPN, but he claims he’s going to bigger and better things.

“I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons,” Salisbury said in a statement. “I have created a brand and it’s time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them.”

It’s unknown who will now verbally spar with John Clayton, but one thing’s for sure: You can chalk this one up as a win for the Jews.