Terrell Owens is a guy that, to be quite frank, is pretty jacked. Then when you consider that he’s a wide receiver, you realize he’s actually really jacked.

This is the steroid era, which leads everyone to question just how an athlete got those softball sized muscles under their jerseys. That said, TO may be getting a lot of random drug tests from here on out, after missing some telephone calls to set up a random test. Anyone who misses is set up to have more tests down the road.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Owens said: “I’m not really worried about anything. It’s not a big deal. Anything I do is going to grab headlines. I have nothing to hide. I’ve made a statement and that’s it. It’s basically a dead issue.

“It was openly discussed and cleared up in a meeting that I had at the NFL office last week. I have been in the NFL for over 12 years and have never had a positive test for substance of any kind. That includes tests that took place as recently as last month. The matter was resolved to everyone’s satisfaction last Tuesday, and everyone has moved on.”

Owens claims the whole thing was an issue with cell phone numbers, and that it won’t happen again. His publicist followed up with that, saying he has 25-million reasons to pick up the phone.