Tommy Morrison is a man we all know: Some of us know him through Rocky V, some through his heavyweight career, and most of us heard of him after his ongoing, insane ramblings that, even though the tests were positive, he never had AIDS. Ever. Well, there’s one new tidbit on Mr. Morrison: He’s a racist, who loves to fight black men.

“They’re all so tough till you hurt ’em once,” Morrison says. “Then you own ’em.”

Thanks to Deadspin for this, who were the first to spot the story. I can’t help but think: What if we could get one crazy racist — someone that, even though they put the clear under their tongue, they never “took steroids” — Gary Sheffield, against another crazy racist — one that, by the way, tested positive for AIDS a hundred times but really doesn’t have it — Tommy Morrison, and just let the two of ‘em knock each other’s heads off?