Most chicks that have never kissed a dude are fat or really men (and even those have kissed some gay dudes). This chick is good looking, in her 20’s, and never kissed a guy. Her first kiss along with a lot of other first things (we’ll not get into them, but you can use your imagination) will be on her wedding night. That dude’s gonna be majorly built up.

[Bar Stool Sports]

In disappointing news today, Phil Mickelson’s wife, Amy, has been diagnosed with breast cancer. There are more tests to come, and she’ll begin surgery and treatment as early as the next couple of weeks. I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say our thoughts and prayers are with the Mickelson family, as we hope Amy can make a full recovery. Mickelson suspended himself from the PGA Tour indefinitely.

[ESPN]

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Make sure you check out the guy that’s walking by, stops to take a look, stares a little more, then when the hot dog is out of her mouth, walks by again. We men get distracted so easily. It’s just a girl taking an eight inch hot dog and easily slipping it down her throat. I don’t know what’s so attractive about that….

Oh. My. God. If you haven’t seen this yet, watch. His arms are bigger than my body. Two of ‘em. On Thanksgiving day, with my waist so big my pants are unbuckled. Yeah. Freakish.

UPDATE: Okay, so I’m having a problem getting the Youtube videos on here right now. But you still need to watch. So go here.

Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife is dating some 19 year-old child. And Hulk Hogan doesn’t like it. And he doesn’t like it so much, he might even kill her over it.

No. Seriously.

HULK Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,” Rolling Stone reports.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

I hope Mel Gibson’s divorce is going a little better than this one. And if it isn’t, I hope Gibson’s wife isn’t a 260 pound man who once took steroids and body slammed Andre the Giant.

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That’s the scoop via The Big Lead, and I gotta say, why not? Now if only Isiah can implement a salary cap he can destroy, and trade the bulk of his team for guys like Zach Randolph and Stephon Marbury, this team will be in business.

Please, Florida International, make this hire. You make my writing life so much easier.

[Report: Isiah Thomas Close To Take Coaching Job at Florida International University]
[The Big Lead]

The picture is nice and big over at With Leather, but it appears Shawn Johnson, who’s already dealt with a crazy, creepy stalker that really wanted to sleep with her, is also wearing off on her dance partner, who, by all looks of it, appears to have a hard-on after dancing with the gymnast.

There’s multiple pictures, as Matt over at With Leather went ahead and watched the full dance over again, pausing at any moment there might be a full-fledged boner. You judge for yourself.

[With Leather]
[That Might Not Be Legal]

Based on the ninety foot heave with a basketball, I’m guessing he can throw it further than 25 yards, which would exceed Alex Smith’s personal best by 7 yards.

I’m guessing this wasn’t a game winner. The fans go crazy, the players celebrate, but the losers don’t have that “wtf?” look on their face.

Sure, the guy wasn’t in the road. But do you really want to be in the grass, where cars that go 200 mph sometimes crash? And if you’re gonna chase a tire, make sure it isn’t as worthless as a Goodyear. Just ask Tony Stewart (that’s the most I know about racing, so don’t ask anything else).

I’m trying to keep this G rated. So I’ll let you listen, and if you listen and I don’t really say it, I feel like I’m not contributing so much. That Britney has quite the mouth on her. And apparently quite the pussy (damnit, I said it).