After finishing second place in the Masters, Tiger Woods has opted for knee surgery.

The surgery, announced on his Web site, came two days after Woods finished three shots behind Trevor Immelman in the Masters. He likely will miss The Players Championship, but should return in time to play the U.S. Open at Torrey Pines.

“I made the decision to deal with the pain and schedule the surgery for after the Masters,” Woods said. “The upside is that I have been through this process before and know how to handle it. I look forward to working through the rehabilitation process and getting back to action as quickly as I can.”

Thankfully, Tiger doesn’t play a real sport, and should be back and fine within four weeks.

It’s hard not to like Steve-O. Seriously.

It won’t be often that you’ll find golf on this site — I think the last time was this time last year — but since the Masters has now come and gone, it’s necessary: Trevor Immelman, who had never won a major in his life, has taken the Masters. Trevor was ranked 29th in the world coming into the tournament, but his -8 held up, with Tiger coming in second at -5. We’ll see if we remember him this time next year. Until my memory was jogged, I had completely forgotten who Zach Johnson was.

A part of you hopes this wasn’t staged, and a part of you hopes it was. On the one hand, it’s a funny prank. On the other, you have to think someone who catches some baby powder in the face acts a little more manly about it than this guy. I understand the guy’s eyes probably stung; just wash them out. Don’t cry about it. Especially when your perverted roommates have a hidden camera in there.

Note to self: If I’m gonna hit my woman, don’t do it in PC where there’s a bunch of guy’s who would love to get with my woman, and would love to kick my ass to prove it. This is what happens when you put 400 horny people in the same area, then feed them booze until they pass out.

It’s not often you get to see a tennis player that’s tough, so today’s our lucky day. I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s clearly insane. I mean, it was one point. And it’s tennis.

If I could have a job, it’d be this one. Nose-diving into small children and trying my best to freak them out.

I’m quite certain everyone’s seen The Hills, even if they don’t watch it avidly. I’m an avid watcher myself, but I don’t expect everyone to be like me. However, even if you’re not like me, my guess is that, if you’re a man, you think Audrina, LC’s roommate, is pretty smoking.

There was the rumor that she posed for Playboy, and though I don’t have the pics here, the good folks at What Would Tyler Durden Do? happen to have ‘em handy. Warning: It’s not work-safe.

If you can’t hardly stand yourself anymore, click here. And no, I don’t care that this isn’t sports related.

Something about this screams “Fake!” but I find myself really wanting to believe this is real. A guy tried to rob a place naked. Naked, people. There’s nothing more depressing than being called out in a line because you were the “smallest” of the bunch.

Via With Leather, we’ve got this gem, which features pasty white men falling in a large puddle of water; face first, of course.