-Pacman Jones might not be rejoining the Titans. I’m sorry if I’m not too shocked by this “story,” if you could even call it that.

-More breaking news: Durant and Oden are All-Americans.

-Kobe Bryant misses 50. It’s a shame, too, because it was about the only good storyline going on in the NBA right now. . . .

-Well, other than this.

-The Saints — New Orleans’ favorite little sweetheart — might not be so loved after 2010.

-Forget retirement. Artest may go play in Europe.

-Joe Theismann will no longer be with the MNF crew. Rumors are that Jaws will replace him, so now we can all hope that these rumors are only rumors.

-Results are in: Just click here. You need to see what Jerramy Stevens blew the night of his DUI. He might not be able to catch, but he sure can drink and drive (well, I guess he can’t do that, either, since this was his second citation).